Describe...
-- The shoes you wore today: $25 basketball shoes
-- Your hair: Shag. Temporarily cut on request.
-- Your eyes: Hyponotically asian
-- Your fears: Blood and Shady do not mix
--Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni. Lots of it

What is...
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Oh dear.
-- Your thoughts first waking up: Crap I fell out of bed
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: I get a general look. Then grade on a 1-10 before going into specifics
-- Your best physical feature: Hair. Always a source for attention
-- Your bedtime: 5 minutes from now
-- Your greatest accomplishment: PURPLE TEDDY BEARS
-- Your most missed memory: Europe, too many good memories then

You Prefer...
-- Pepsi or coke: Coke, powdered
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Both have awful breakfasts. Wendy’s for me
-- Single or group dates: Whatever is most effective.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike, fake.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate goes well with anything on anybody
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappucino, coffee doesn’t wake me up

Do You...
-- Smoke: printer paper
-- Cuss: Never
-- Take a shower everyday: As long as no one is looking
-- Have a crush(es): I believe so, yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: Love is a combination of hormones. I love the purple teddy bears.
-- Want to go to college: Unless I flunk high school
-- Like high school: It’s beautiful like a butterfly
-- Want to get married: Just once, please
-- Believe in yourself: Only when it doesn’t matter
-- Think you're attractive: Yes, with a marker mustache, though. Otherwise I blend in
-- Think you're a health freak: Read my PTB bio. It says one pack.
-- Get along with your parents: I love my mommy
-- Like thunderstorms: I need a roof to cover my head while I laugh at those in the street
-- You want more piercings: Only peaceful ones.
-- You want more tattoos: What did I say about butterflies and condors
-- You drink: apple cider
-- You do drugs: Claritin
-- You smoke: Printer paper
-- You like cleaning: I enjoy cleaning your mother out.
-- You like roller coasters: Not unless I was forced to enjoy it
-- You write in cursive or print: I write in Stanish
-- You carry a donor card: Nah

In The Past Month, Did/Have You...
-- Drank alcohol: yes, one shot of rum
-- Smoke(d): printer paper
-- Done a drug: flintstone vitamins
-- Have Sex: I’m a private person
-- Made Out: I’m a private person
-- Go to the mall?: To promote the purple teddy bears single
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: My Oreo stage was a while back
-- Been on stage: I’m always on stage
-- Dumped someone or been dumped: Not my fault Slim cheated on me with foreigners
-- Made homemade cookies: Do ramen noodles count?

Have You Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: I believe in the sanctity of our bodies. Poker for money is better
-- If so, was it mixed company: Strip poker with guys is just not fun
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Rum and vodka chocolates
-- Been caught "doing something": Been caught fouling billy in a basketball game
-- Been called a tease: always
-- Gotten beaten up: No one can touch me
-- Shoplifted: I call it permanent borrowing
-- If so, did you get caught: It’s still on loan to me
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Of course. There are screaming fans after me. I must travel incognito

The Future
-- Age you hope to be married: before I have kids/grandkids
-- Numbers and Names of Children: More than one, only children are spoiled. For guys, Quentin or Xavier. Girls, I don’t know
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: It happens
-- How do you want to die: Proudly with a big old EFFFFFFFFFF
-- Where you want to go to college?: Wherever I desire, except Harvard, those bumholes
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Superstar
.. oh wait, I’m one already
-- What country would you most like to visit: Antartica

Number Of...
-- Boyfriends you've had: 0.5
-- Girlfriends: 296.5
-- People I could trust with my life: Hopefully, my PTB homies, and then there’s a few more… I’m a trusting guy
-- CDs that I own: Less than the number of mp3s I own
-- Piercings: I invite you to count them all
-- Tattoos: That butterfly on your chest may look cute now, but when you’re 70, it’ll look like a condor.
-- Scars on my body: 3 or 4
-- Things in my past that I regret: If I told you them, I wouldn’t live it down

The Last...
-- Movie you rented: School of Rock
-- Movie you bought: I don’t buy movies. I get them for gifts
-- Song you listened to: D-12, My Band
-- Song that was stuck in your head: Purple Teddy Bears, I want it that way.
-- Song you've downloaded: The entire Soul Calibur Soundtrack
-- CD you bought: Microsoft Encarta
-- CD you listened to: Slim Shady LP, courtesy of Tasty Tanya
-- book I have bought: Sputnik Sweetheart, Haruki Murakami. Asian author is so damn tite.
-- Person you've called: Steve, to find a house
-- Person that's called you: Steve. To find a house
-- TV show you've watched: Sportscenter
-- Person you were thinking of: If I was thinking of you, youd know it.

For Or Against...
-- Long distance relationships: for me, bedroom to kitchen is long distance, so yes
-- Using someone: that’s Machiavellian.
-- Suicide: Helps rid the world of stupid and perpetually displeased people, so we can be happy.
-- Killing people: Only self.
-- Teenage smoking: Printer paper.
-- Doing drugs: Only do the good stuff kids.
-- Premarital sex: She had my dumplings and my eggroll in her mouth.

Favorite...
-- Soap operas: LA CATRINA
-- Food: Chinese
-- Song: D-12 My Band
-- Thing to do: Make music videos
-- Thing to talk about: Carpet dust and the icky things between your teeth
-- Sport: Beating up billy
-- Drink: Chinese yogurt flavored drink
-- Clothes? Yes
-- Favorite shoes: Gator pimp shoes
-- Movie: Armageddon .. wow someone else put this down before me
-- Band: Purple Teddy Bears
-- Holiday: Summer break
-- Cars: My pimp car